Here are some sweet bikini shots of some Greek singer named Christina Koletsa in the Aug. issue of Maxim Greece.
I was going to post one of her music videos so you boys could hear her sing, but let’s be serious here, you don’t care what she sounds like. Except for maybe what she sounds like in the bedroom, but sadly she has yet been involved in some leaked sex tape scandal. I’ll keep you posted.
More bikini pics in 3..2…1…
Here are some sweet bikini shots of some Greek singer named Christina Koletsa in the Aug. issue of Maxim Greece.
I was going to post one of her music videos so you boys could hear her sing, but let’s be serious here, you don’t care what she sounds like. Except for maybe what she sounds like in the bedroom, but sadly she has yet been involved in some leaked sex tape scandal. I’ll keep you posted.
More bikini pics in 3..2…1…
Ever the daddy’s girl, Ivanka Trump was there to support her family name at an event in support of the new Trump Tower’s in Dubai as celebrated in Los Angeles over the weekend.
Donald Trump deserves all the fortune he has just for having raised such a beautiful, yet well-behaved, woman. Women like Ivanka are hot for a number of reasons.
One, beautiful as all hell. At least, very well packaged. Two, the money doesn’t hurt. And three, her legs haven’t been spread by every pop-collared douche in the NYC area, which means your penis won’t be plunging into the black hole.
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Ivy Queen? Or Drag Queen?! (Lossip)
The Unseen Olympic Sport - The Orgy (Gone Hollywood)
Sexiest Thing on Four Wheels: Natalia Martinez (Complex)
Minnie Driver is Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)
Vanessa Hudgens Panty Upskirt (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Hot or Not: Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger (Totally Crap)
The Homer Simpson Defense (The Daily Buzzer)
Nueva mamá Alessandra Ambrosio.
The supermodel gave birth to daughter Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur in Brazil on Sunday.
Check out her delish gallery here.
More of Alessandra this way…
A daily thong wearer since age 14 (us sluts start young), I must say full underwear has never been something I’ve been able to understand. It shifts around and is all bunchy and no thank you! But g-strings? That’s like having a massive dingleberry stuck to you all day.
What type of underwear do gals find to be most comfortable? Which do you boys find sexiest?
See who it is here!
Heroes actress Hayden Panettiere out shopping in L.A. over the weekend.
Krystal Forscutt and her rock-hard mammories are back in Ralph Magazine’s Sept. issue.
Watching these photos makes me nipples hurt. Just imagine the surgeon trying to ram the implants through her tiny nipple holes. Ouch! Screw that.
I’ll never get the whole implants thing. Natural is always better, even if they’re smaller.
More photos over here…
Earlier this morning TMZ reported that Kim Kardashian was rushed to the emergency late last night after having sliced her foot at her hotel room.
In related news, start thinking of how you’re going to explain to your kids who Kim Kardashian is and why she is famous, because this amateur sex star has been cast in the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars.
No word yet if the foot injury will affect her participation on the show.
A source so accurately described the scene to TMZ saying, there was “so much blood, it looked like a murder scene.” Meanwhile, Kim has posted photos of the actual sliced foot and scene, and let me tell you, it’s not much to write home about.
It’s such an insignificant injury when you consider she was rushed to the hospital. And based on the precise observation of whomever the source was, I assume this person must convulse in terror when she sees blood coming out her vajajay every a month.
Leaked footage of Kim practicing for DWTS here!
Injury and “murder scene” photos here…
That British slut known as Sienna Miller took a break from swallowing Balthazar Getty’s babies over the weekend to work on her slut tan on some yacht in Ibiza.
She might have taken a breather from Getty’s chunky spaghetti jizz, but it’s clear the crabs are still very much around.
The biting has become so constant Sienna doesn’t even excuse herself before so delicately scratching her nether region in hopes of attaining some temporary relief.
More pics after the jump!
Hollyweird is really ruining women, you know that. I keep staring at these photos of Christina Aguilera at some Trump Tower Dubai event in L.A. over the weekend and just shaking my head.
The woman isn’t even a real person any more. She’s become nothing more than a model representation of what beauty should look like according to Hollywood and women’s magazine, except it more closely parallels a nightmare than real life. (See here.)
The way the fake tan and orange makeup cake onto her face, a clear distinction as to what her natural skin color is as seen on the scalp. The clown-red caked-on lips. The layers and layers of harlequin makeup. The sideboob as seen pouring out her armpit. The self-deluded confidence. The bruise on her arm.
Christina can pump up the cleavage all she wants, her chimichangas cannot compensate for the rest. NOT hot.
Name: Katy Perry
Why She’s Famous: Her 2008 single “I Kissed a Girl” has reached the top of music charts worldwide.
Background: The Santa Barbara native originally released a Christian gospel album in 2001 before heading to the dark side and exposing her bicurious side.
About the female celebs Katy said she would go gay for:
“I was reading a magazine and opened it up to a picture of either Scarlett Johansson or Megan Fox, and I turned to my boyfriend and said, ‘You know, if they walked through the door and asked me to pucker up, I would just do it.’ “
What her pastor mother thinks of her chart-topping track, “I Kissed a Girl”:
“I can’ even listen to that song. The first time I heard it I was in total shock. It promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting. When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray.”
“The message she is promoting is about homosexuality, which the bible clearly states is a sin.”
“Some of her outfits are too revealing and her father has had words with her about it. She changed when she went to L.A. and is going through a period of rebellion. Katy is not a homosexual and has just been led astray by Hollywood.”
More pics under the cut….
It’s spreads like these when I really consider holding the employees at all crappy men’s magazines hostage. If anything to get back at them for putting both Heidi Montag and Ashley Tisdale on Maxim’s Hot 100.
Hayden Panettiere might look kind of awkwardly squished together, but she’s still a total cutie patootie and I wouldn’t mind talking to her seeing her naked in person.
Kristen Bell, on the other hand, needs to be mishandled by a magician. No, not Criss Angel. He’ll just sperminate her via a roofie slip and call it magic.
Kristen needs a real magician to fix her eyes. Their too close together. Which we all know what that really means. She can’t properly suck a sack of nuts. Everytime she goes in for the suck she winds up falling off the bed. Stupid lack of depth.
Here’s Kristen Bell in the Sept. issue of Maximal Magazine.
Adele Silva in a Bikini With Hot Tits of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)
Penny Lancaster Bikini Pics (Celebslam)
Someone’s Going To Jail (Bossip)
RBD Calls It Quits (Lossip)
Photo of the Day: The Face of a Dead Woman (Gone Hollywood)
Aubrey O’Day Side Boobage (Dirty Rotten Whore)
James Bond is Tapping This Massive Thing?!! (The Grumpiest)
Hot or Not: Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger (Totally Crap)
Sports Illustrated babe Melissa Haro.
Lunch is served.
More bikini madness after the jump!
